spiderdust

[NOTE: This is a very fake post. But I had fun with the post generator!]

I feel your pain, because the ability to appreciate other people's agony is achieved by the same parts of the brain that we use to experience pain for ourselves.

Last night I had to count sheep to get to sleep, but I got stuck on what comes after 38, and had to start all over again. I think I was up for an extra two hours until I finally got to 39.

I want to tell the world that... well, that I hope that no one sees me as a threat. I’m not going to hurt anybody. I’m not going to overthrow any governments. I just want your marshmallow peeps.

I am cleaning my guns before I go to work today, because a clean gun is a happy gun.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I want to say thanks to everyone who has bothered to read this silly post.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said "Well, Mrs. Jones, I'm afraid you're not quite as sick as we'd hoped."

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you that you have too much time on your hands. Get off of the computer and go outside!

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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And now I'm going to bed!!