100 things about me

[spiderdust]

100. I've been married twice.
99. I can play bass guitar.
98. The town where I grew up was featured in the "Home" episode of The X-Files.
97. My first job was working in a shoe store.
96. I've never been outside of the US.
95. I'm an aspiring cheese snob.
94. During my first driving lesson, I backed over a riding lawn mower with the family van.
93. During my first driving test, I ran over several cones and hit another car.
92. I still don't drive.
91. I'm allergic to most nuts.
90. I'm the oldest of 8 children.
89. When I was in high school, I played piano, violin, and cello.
88. I have an aversion to custard.
87. I had a very short career in the Marine Corps.
86. I once co-directed Monty Python and the Holy Grail as a high school play.
85. Jimmy Stewart and I went to the same elementary school.
84. I was raised in the Mormon church.
83. I took ballet and tap dancing when I was young.
82. My LJ handle is from a song by Bel Canto.
81. My face is on the back of a Rollins Band album cover.
80. I used to be a bouncer at a coffee house.
79. I'm not ticklish.
78. Touching my ears in certain spots can produce some... *ahem* interesting results.
77. While I don't like custard or vanilla pudding (reminds me too much of custard), I like chocolate pudding.
76. My hall bathroom is decorated with Hello Kitty lights.
75. I'm hypoglycemic.
74. I've organized 2 women's poetry events.
73. I've lived in 8 states.
72. I've had the nickname Morg since I was 17.
71. I have a Ganesh mousepad.
70. I was groped by Beefcake the Mighty of GWAR while he signed my t-shirt after a concert.
69. After the same concert, Oderus Urungus broke my lighter.
68. I collect apple-themed things.
67. I used to work as a DJ.
66. I have tickets to see Yanni in May.
65. I'm a vodka snob.
64. I've seen the movie Empire Records many, many, many times.
63. I like to dance in the rain, but I don't indulge in it often.
62. According to my partners, I'm a crime show addict.
61. My favorite soda is Cheerwine, a dark cherry beverage from North Carolina. My friend kentuckykid has been kind enough to ship it to me sometimes.
60. I'm suspected of having ADD, but I've never tried to get a diagnosis.
59. I was voted "Most Unusual" of my senior class.
58. I'm afraid of bridges.
57. People always think that ldyicefire and Nexus are the Munchkin's biological parents, even though I'm the only one who's actually her blood relative.
56. I get a big kick out of this every time it happens.
55. I'm a beer snob.
54. I received an action figure of the female Jedi Master Luminara Unduli for Christmas.
53. My smallest credit card transaction was for 11 cents. (online purchase with lots of discounts and coupons)
52. I once had to live on mostly ramen for a whole summer. I lost 30 pounds and ended up in the hospital.
51. I'm still not fond of ramen to this day.
50. I've been employed as a nanny.
49. Every time I've owned Lovecraft books, I've moved & they've gotten lost in the shuffle. EVERY TIME.
48. I have a lot of vegetarian cookbooks.
47. I have a knack for finding a techno remix for almost any song.
46. I have my moments of shyness.
45. When I was 5, I was playing in a barn and had a big metal beam dropped on my head. I still have the scar on my scalp.
44. I tend to buy organic whenever I can.
43. I'm a martini snob. Martinis are made with gin, and never vodka. :)
42. I have a rainbow pride flag on my porch.
41. I am prone to bouts of chronic depression.
40. People have threatened to bind & gag me while watching movies, especially if it's a movie based on a book that I've read.
39. I look goooooooooooooood in PVC.
38. If you need to wake me up, do it by shaking my foot. I tend to swing when startled awake.
37. I like to make peeps joust in the microwave.
36. I boycott Nestle.
35. One of my totem animals is the turtle.
34. For a gentile, I make a pretty good matzoh ball soup.
33. When I was 12, my applesauce cake won a blue ribbon.
32. I'm a sucker for a good backrub.
31. I like to eat popcorn with butter and salt and nutritional yeast sprinkled over it.
30. I have met and had books autographed by Alton Brown & Clive Barker.
29. My sister once stabbed me with a butter knife. I still have the scar. It's actually a pretty funny story, and I'll tell it if asked.
28. I often have Ethel Merman singing the Beatles song "Across The Universe" in my head.
27. I still have the teddy bear that my dad gave me for my 11th birthday. His name is Prince Phillip.
26. When I eat pizza, I sometimes dip the ends of the crusts in honey.
25. I have an ankle tattoo.
24. I act positively girly when confronted with a spider.
23. I was a fairly good synchronized swimmer in high school.
22. I saw a UFO when I was a teenager.
21. I've forgotten the title & author of the book that really shaped my philosophy for life. I'd love to find a copy of it again, but that's hard to do when you can't remember a title.
20. I'm farsighted.
19. I don't know a whole lot about wines.
18. There is a handheld solitare game in my bathroom.
17. I tend to wear a lot of head kerchiefs.
16. On top of one of our bookshelves, along with my Star Wars figurines, I have figurines from Where The Wild Things Are and the game Alice.
15. I used to think that I wanted to be an anthropologist, but I didn't want to take all of those statistics courses.
14. I'm quite fond of forest green.
13. My first online blogger was at deardiary.net.
12. I win Monopoly by creating mergers.
11. I don't tan, I freckle.
10. I've seen Fritz Lang's Metropolis around 80 times.
9. A good stress reliever is jumping up and down on top of bubble wrap.
8. Bubble tea disturbs me, as does tapioca in general. (It all goes back to custard)
7. I tend to collect chapsticks/lip balms.
6. My favorite cereal is Blueberry Morning.
5. I hate Brussels sprouts, but I like lima beans.
4. I use Tom's of Maine toothpaste, cinnamint flavor.
3. I have my bouts of domesticism, where I scrub the floors by hand and make apple butter and make my own laundry detergent at 4am. My family has gotten used to this.
2. In spite of this, I am not a very organized person.
1. It took me forever to write this! And now I'm done! WHEEE!