mildly amusing

My cat, Samantha, is playing soccer with my tube of arnica.

philistines

madbaker will appreciate the frustration...

Yesterday I served panko breaded tilapia fillets with pineapple salsa. One yokel commented, "Hey, these remind me of fish sticks! They'd be even better with some ketchup!"

I just about fell down and cried. Really.

(SIDE NOTE: Sometimes I forget how much I like Robert Plant.)

somnambulist

I'm not entirely sure, but I think the_munchkin was just sleepwalking.

Or at least, nexushoratio just found her yelling, half-asleep, and disoriented in the closet down the hall from her room. I think she was trying to walk to the bathroom and went right instead of left.

Come to think of it, it's probably good that he found her before she sat down in there.