What online quizzes say about me

( I'm perfect for parties. )

( I'm the best part of waking up in the morning. )

( I'm more militant than I realized. )

( I'm a source of entertainment for many. )

while thoughts of murder dance through my head...

The kitten has bloodied me again.
This time he sliced open my toe when I tried to kick his toy towards him, now I'm dripping blood all over the floormat.

I'm not one for fur, but I'm wondering if he would make a lovely hat.