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Kelli is the best! As a member of Klub Kelli you can enjoy watching over 5,000 videos - right in your web browser. No download required. Totally uncensored! (Oh dear Lord, I'm a PORN SITE!!!)
Kelli is very strong in the air. She has a good vertical leap and is not afraid to challenge anyone in congested areas. (Obviously this person has never seen me playing basketball.)
Kelli is available for adoption. (*bats eyelashes, looks adorable* So who's going to adopt me?)
Kelli is a no-nonsense Astrologer. (Hrmm. Perhaps there really is something in the psychic-readings-at-home business for me.)
Kelli is serious about green. (It IS a lovely color.)
Kelli is back on her feet, entertaining crowds with her sulky, sensuous sound which has blossomed into a new genre of music -- aptly named "blue-country." (Sweet fancy Moses, NO!!!!!!!)
Kelli is very strong in the air. She has a good vertical leap and is not afraid to challenge anyone in congested areas. (Obviously this person has never seen me playing basketball.)
Kelli is available for adoption. (*bats eyelashes, looks adorable* So who's going to adopt me?)
Kelli is a no-nonsense Astrologer. (Hrmm. Perhaps there really is something in the psychic-readings-at-home business for me.)
Kelli is serious about green. (It IS a lovely color.)
Kelli is back on her feet, entertaining crowds with her sulky, sensuous sound which has blossomed into a new genre of music -- aptly named "blue-country." (Sweet fancy Moses, NO!!!!!!!)